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AmanKingKapila — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 22:21:28 CST

LEGO House: James May's Toy Stories (due out; 19/04/2010)

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Jeremy Clarkson | Richard Hammond | James May | The Stig

Nickname: Captain Slow, Captain Sense of Direction

Date of birth: 16th January 1963

James May's birth place: Bristol

Eye color: Blue

Height: 6ft

James May's family:Two sisters (Jane and Sarah, both appeared in My Sister's Top Toys) and one brother (he mentioned in his Top Toys programme). James' parents both appeared in the Airfix episode of Toy Stories and his mum appeared in the Mother's episode of Top Gear.James' father is also called James (as mentioned in the Toy Storiesbook), as was his grandfather, who he mentioned about in a past column where he spoke about his grandfather getting the very first speeding fine. In an early episode ofTop GearJeremy referred to James as "Billy Bob Jimmy May Jr the III".

Education: Music graduate from Pendle College (Lancaster University) where he also received a Doctorate of Letters honorary degree last year (2010). He is credited as Dr James D May BMus, as the composer of the Man Lab theme tune.

James May's bio:James May was born James Daniel May on 16th Janurary 1963.

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Upcoming projects: Upcoming DVDs:

Writes for: Top Gear Magazine/website

Other careers: Top Gear (Old Format), Driven

TV programmes/series: Inside Killer Sharks, Top Toys, Oz and James' Big Wine Adventure (France), James May's 20th Century, Oz and James Big Wine Adventure (California), My Sister's Top Toys, James May's Big Ideas, Oz and James Drink to Britain, James May on the Moon, James May at the Edge of Space

Guesting/TV appearences: Ready Steady Cook, TV's Greatest Cars, Movies Greatest Cars, Top of the Pops, Petrolheads, Something for the Weekend, Should I Worry About...? Drinking, The Wright Stuff, The f Word, Have I Got News for You?, Helicopter Heroes, This Morning, Breakfast, The One Show, The Alan Titchmarsh Show, Al Murray's Happy Hour, The Late Late Toy Show, GMTV, Paul O'Grady Show, Jonathan Ross Show.

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Best known for: Being fired from Autocar Magazine inputting a secret message in one of their issues. A picture of the infamous message is around in atleast two places online such as wikipedia and flickr

Awards: Doctor of Letters honorary degree from Lancaster University (2010)

Books/Audiobooks: May on Motors, Notes From the Hard Shoulder, Oz and James Big Wine Adventures 1 and 2, Oz and James Drink to Britain, James May's 20th Century, James May's Magnificant Machines, Road Noise/Car Fever, The Man Book: How to Land an Airbus and Other Essential Skills, James May's Man Lab:

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DVDs:James May's Motormania Car Quiz, James May's 20th Century,James May's Big Ideas, James May on the Moon (featuring James May on the Edge of Space) James May's Amazing Brain Trainer, Oz and James' Big Wine Adventure S1 (France) & S2 (California) (both available as a box set), Oz and James' Drink to Britain (all three Adventure series' are available as a box set), James May's Toy Stories, James May's Man Lab Series 1, Top Gear Apocalypse, Top Gear at the Movies.

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lane3307 — Wed, 14 Dec 2011 10:57:53 CST

Says to Jeremy in polar challange"No you may not eat my spam, unless you want to go back to your wife and children with a hatchet in your head"

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		"This is probably what will happen to me in hell... a TVR, a racetrack, and a pedantic Scotsman."

		[Passing a Toyota Prius in his Honda Clarity] "Prius. Sucker."

		"Which slovenly Midlander built this?"

		[Talking to Jeremy and Hammond on a CB radio] "Breaka breaka one-nine contact eyeball ten-ten 'til we do it again, Captain Slow."

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tractor01 — Tue, 22 Nov 2011 14:45:29 CST

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Jeremy ("Jezza") Clarkson | Richard ("Hamster") Hammond | James ("Captain Slow") May | The Stig

Real name: Unknown

Nicknames: Stig, Stiggy, Cuddles, dick weed

Date of birth: 3 January 1969

The Stig's birth place: pluto

Eye color:none

Height:1 inch

The Stig's family: We know The Stig has an American cousin ("Big Stig"), an African cousin, and a cousin who drives a lorry. We also know that Bonowas his mother, and his father.
oh and of course Vegetarian Stig!

The Stig's native tongue: marsian

The Stig's bio: The original Stig ("Black Stig") was killed when he rocketed a Jaguar XJ-S off the deck of the aircraft carrier HMS Invincible. He was replaced in short order by the new, white-clad Stig.

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Some say The Stig sleeps upside-down like a bat, and his teeth glow in the dark...

Some say The Stig's tears are adhesive, and his sweat can be used to clean precious metals...

Some say The Stig never blinks, and one of his eyeballs is a teste.

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All translated from Morse code:

ME SMELL CATS.

I LIKE MR. SULU.

THAT PORK TASTED FUNNY.

I LOVE CHEESE.

I VOTED ROSS PEROT.

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JCJMRH — Sat, 24 Sep 2011 08:10:08 CDT

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PRICE: £300,000
MANUFACTURER: Ferrari
COUNTRY: Italy

YEAR: 2010

ENGINE: 6.0L V12
LAYOUT / DRIVETRAIN: RWD
HORSEPOWER: 661
TORQUE: 448
REDLINE: 8400rpm

ACCELERATION (0 to 60): 3.3
ACCELERATION (quarter mile): 11.1secs
TOP SPEED: 208mph

CLASS: 250
WEIGHT: 3722lb
WHEELBASE: 2750mm
BODY STYLE: Sporty 2 Seater Shape
SEATING CAPACITY: 2
FUEL ECONOMY: 11MPG

COMPARABLE TO: Mclaren SLR

HISTORY / NOTES: Related to the 612 Scaglietti and Enzo
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HermenTheGerman — Wed, 17 Aug 2011 23:50:45 CDT

Some say that he quit i'm a celebrity because he was scared of trees, and that he

though star wars was a documentary. All we know is, he's called the stig!!!

"Some say that in a previous life he was a muscle car and he can "drive a stick" only with his left foot. All we know is, he's called The Stig"

"All we know is, he's called The Stig."

There's no end of rumors and theories surrounding the identity of the The Stig. Who is The Stig? What is The Stig?

Until The Stig's identity is revealed, we must content ourselves with speculation as to what makes this automotive force of nature tick. Because all we know is, he's called The Stig...

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Some say he is the 3rd member of Daft Punk and he did the vocals of "Technologic" song. All we know is,he's called the Stig! Some say he denies the existence of gravity; and that he keeps all three of his testicles in a Gucci man bag.

		Some say he naturally faces magnetic north, and that all of his legs are hydraulic... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
		Some say that he was a CIA experiment gone wrong, and that he only eats cheese. All we know is, he's not the Stig, but he is the Stig's American cousin!
		some say he likes bum off jeremy clarkeson and he has no penis... all we know is, he's called the Stig
		Some say that his politics are terrifying, and that he once punched a horse to the ground... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
		Some say he watched the lord of the rings sixty twelve times and he was pissed off at gandalf for stealing his idea for a halloween costume. all we know he's called the stig.
		Some say he's wanted by the CIA, and that he sleeps upside down like a bat... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
		Some say he's the main cause of global warming and his stomach is reverse engineered to make the I-Phone. all we know is he's called the stig.
		Some say his skin has the texture of a dolphin's, and that wherever you are in the world, if you tune your radio to 88.4, you can actually hear his thoughts... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
		Some say if you see into his eyes you turn to stone and he had a playboy magazine in his hands when he was born. all we know he's called the stig
		Some say his ears have a paisley lining, and he's been banned from the Chelsea Flower Show... all we know is, he's called the Stig.
		Some say that some cannot say because the Stig can make some not say what they want to say and all i want to say is i don't know what the hell i'm trying to say. MORSE CODE: I'm the Stig.
		Some say he never blinks, and that he roams around the woods at night foraging for wolves... all we know is, he's called the Stig.

		Some say that his tears are adhesive, and that if he caught fire, he'd burn for a thousand days... all we know is, he's called the Stig.

		Some say that his heart is in upside down, and that his teeth glow in the dark... all we know is, he's called the Stig.

		Some say that his genitals are on upside down, and that if he could be bothered, he could crack the Da Vinci Code in 43 seconds... all we know is, he's called the Stig.

		Some say he once threw a microwave oven at a tramp, and long before anyone else, he realized that Jade Goody was a racist pig-faced waste of blood and organs... all we know is, he's called the Stig.

		Some say that the outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the Nürburgring, and that if you give him a really important job to do, he'll skive off and play croquet... all we know is, he's called the Stig.

		He appears to have started listening to Morse code. Very strange, or maybe it's him making that noise. The Stig [speaking in Morse code]: I LOVE CHEESE

		Some say it's impossible for him to wear socks, and he can open a beer bottle with his testes! All we know is, he's called the Stig.

		Some say that to unlock him, you have to run your finger down his face, and that if he was getting divorced from Paul McCartney, he'd keep his stupid whiny mouth shut! All we know is, he's called the Stig.

		Stig still listening to Morse code, better than static I suppose .... maybe he's signaling to his home planet. The Stig [speaking in Morse code]: ME SMELL CATS

		Some say that his scrotum has its own small gravity field, and that because our producer rigged a phone vote, he now has a new name. All we know is, he's called Cuddles.

		The Stig [speaking in Morse code]: I LIKE MR. SULU

		Some say that he thought Star Wars was a documentary, and that he recently pulled out of I'm A Celebrity because he is scared of trees... and Australia... and Koo Stark... and Ant... and Dec. All we know is, he's called the Stig.

		Some say that he sucks the moisture from ducks, and that his crash helmet is modelled on Britney Spears' head... all we know is, he's called the Stig.

		Some say that he lives in a tree, and that his sweat can be used to clean precious metals... all we know is, he's called the Stig.

		The Stig [speaking in Morse code]: THAT PORK TASTED FUNNY

		Some say that he's terrified of ducks, and that there's an airport in Russia named after him... all we know is, he's called the Stig.

		Some say he can swim seven lengths under water, and he has webbed buttocks... all we know is, he's called the Stig.

		The Stig [speaking in Morse code]: TOO MANY GEARS

		Some say that he once lost a canoe on a beach in the northeast, and that he once did some time in a prison in Canterbury, because his teddy is called The Baby Jesus. All we know is, he's called the Stig.

		Some say he has a digital face, and that if he felt like it, he could fire Alan Sugar... all we know is, he's called the Stig.

		Some say he invented Branston Pickle, and that if you insult his mother, he will head-butt you in the chest... all we know is, he's called the Stig.

		Some say that he appears on high value stamps in Sweden, and that he can catch fish with his tongue... we know him only, as the Stig.

		Some say he is illegal in 17 U.S. states, and he blinks this way [horizontally]... all we know is, he's called the Stig.

		The Stig [speaking in Morse code]: I LIKE GARY NEWMAN

		Some say that on really warm days, he sheds his skin like a snake, and that for some reason, he's allergic to the Dutch... all we know is, he's called the Stig.

		Some say that his first name really is "The," and that if he went on Celebrity Love Island, they'd all be pregnant, including the cameramen... all we know is, he's called the Stig.

		The Stig [speaking in Morse code]: I VOTED ROSS PEROT

		Some say that he's a CIA experiment gone wrong, and that he only eats cheese... all we know is, he's not the Stig, but he is the Stig's American cousin!

		Some say he isn't machine washable, and all his potted plants are called Steve... all we know is, he's called the Stig.

		Some say that he has no understanding of clouds, and that his ear wax tastes like Turkish delight... all we know is, he's called the Stig.

		Some say that after making love, he bites the head off his partner. And that he's had to give up binge drinking now that it's gone to one pound eighteen to a litre. All we know is, he's called the Stig.

		Some say that each of his toenails are exactly the same as a woman's nipples, and that he thinks that "credit-crunch" is some kind of a breakfast cereal. All we know is, he's called the Stig.

		Some say that one of his eyes is a teste. And that he was turned down for I'm a celebrity because people have heard of him. All we know is he's called the Stig!

		Some say that he sleeps inside out, and that he once had full sex with Russell Brand's answering machine. All we know is, he's called the Stig.

		The Stig [speaking in Morse code]: STRICTLY COME DANCING IS CRAP

		Some say that his ears aren't exactly where you'd expect them to be, and that once, preposterously, he had an affair with John Prescott... all we know is, he's called the Stig.

		Some say his droppings have been found as far north as York. And that he has a full size tattoo of his face, on his face. All we know is, he's called the Stig!

		Some say that if you lick his chest, it tastes exactly the same as piccalilli, and that at this week's Brit awards, he was arrested for goosing Russell Brand... all we know is, he's called the Stig.

		Some say his favourite ever song is Forever Autumn by Justin Hayward, and that he has the world's largest collection of pornographical material. All we know is, he's not the Stig, but he is The Stig's lorry-driving cousin!

		Some say that his voice can only be heard by cats, and that he has two sets of knees... all we know is, he's called the Stig.

		Some say that his breath smells of magnesium, and that he's scared of bells... all we know is, he's called the Stig.

		Some say that when he slows down brake lights come on in his buttocks, and that if he'd been the manager of the England football squad last week, he wouldn't have been a feckless ginger gum-chewing buffoon who ruined it for all of us. All we know is, he's called the Stig.

		Some say that his heart ticks like a watch, and that he's confused by stairs... all we know is, he's called the Stig.

		Some say that as we speak he is actually relaxing in the resort pool, and he is, he is actually.

		Some say that he once had a vicious knife fight with Anthea Turner, and that he is in no way implicated in the cash for honours scandal... all we know is, he's called Lord Stig!

		Some say that he knows 2 facts about ducks, and both of them are wrong. And that 61 years ago he accidentally introduced Her Majesty The Queen to a Greek racialist. All we know is, I'm going to the tower now to have my head cut off, and he is called the Stig.

		Some say that he's banned from the town of Chichester, and that in a recent late-night deal, he bought a slightly dented white Fiat Uno from the Duke of Edinburgh. All we know is, he's called the Stig.

		Some say that he is not allowed, by law, within 100 yards of Lorraine Kelly, and that he's never seen an episode of Top Gear, because he's a huge fan of Midsomer Murders! All we know is, he's called Bergerac!

		Some say that he invented November. And that if he had won the World Championship in Brazil last weekend, there might have been one photograph of him without his father, gurning in the back of shot. All we know is, he's called the Stig.

		Some say one of his legs get longer when he sees a pretty lady. And that I haven't done one of these for some time and I've forgotten to make up a second thing. All we know is he's called the Stig!

		Some say that he gets terrible eczema on his helmet, and that if he'd been the video referee at the World Cup Rugby Final, he'd have seen 'of course it was a try you blind Australian half-wit'! All we know is, he's called the Stig.

		Some say he's seen The Lion King 1780 times, and that his second best friend is a cape buffalo... all we know is, he's not the Stig, but he is the Stig's African cousin.

		The Stig has got into Elton John... not literally, of course!

		One of these days, he's gonna kill himself and we're gonna need a new Stig.

		Some say he was turned down for a place in 'im a celebrity' because he is one. and that he has some terrible plans involving the moon.
		Some say he is a Justin bieber fan and likes to kill cheese all we know he's the stig!

CassieMayD — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 04:35:34 CDT

Top Gear Season 9, Episode 2

Top Gear air date: 2/11/2007

THE PARTICIPANTS: Jeremy, Richard, and James

THE LOCATION: The United States of America

THE CARS: Chevrolet Camaro, Dodge Ram, Cadillac Brougham

THE CHALLENGE: Get from Florida to New Orleans alive and first

RELATED CHALLENGE(S): American muscle car race

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CHALLENGE SUMMARY: Richard, James, and Jeremy vie to be the first to get to New Orleans without dying along the way.

CHALLENGE OUTCOME / WINNER: Everyone lives! James loses by default, though, because he can't even give his car away at the end.

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Jeremy Clarkson | Richard Hammond | James May | The Stig

Nicknames: Jezza

Date of birth: 11 April 1960

Jeremy Clarkson's birth place: Doncaster, south Yorkshire

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Jeremy Clarkson | Richard Hammond | James May | The Stig

Nickname: Hamster

Date of birth: 19th December 1969

Richard Hammond's birth place:Solihull, West Midlands

Eye color: Brown

Height: 5 foot and 7 inches

Richard Hammond's family: Wife: Mindy. Children: Isabella (known as Izzy) and Willow

Education:Solihull School and Ripon Grammar School

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Writes for: Daily Mirror, Top Gear magazine

Other careers:BBC Radios York, Cumbria, Leeds and Lancashire

TV Programmes:Brainiac: Science Abuse, Crufts, Should I Worry About...?, The Gunpowder Plot: Exploding The Legend, Time Commanders, Inside Britain's Fattest Man, Richard Hammond's 5 O'Clock Show, Petrolheads (as team captain), Richard Hammond's Would you believe it?, Richard Hammond and The Holy Grail, Battle of the Geeks, Last Man Standing, Helicopter Heroes, Richard Hammond Meets Evel Knievel, BBC Timewatch (The Bloody Omaha), Sport Relief, Total Wipeout, Richard Hammond's Blast Lab, Richard Hammond's Engineering Connections

Guest Appearences: School's Out, Crufts, Ready Steady Cook, The One Show, The Late Late Toy Show.

Books: Richard Hammond's CarConfidential,Obsessives, On The Edge: My Story (Hardback), On The Edge: My Story (Paperback), Car Science, On The Edge: My Story (Abridged for younger readers), Crocodiles And Cueballs: Adventures With Friends: Adventures with Evel, Oliver, and the Vice-President of Botswana, As You Do, Back On The Wheel: A Hamster, Back in Action, Blast Lab

DVDs:Richard Hammond's Top Gear Interactive Challenge Quiz, Richard Hammond's Top Gear Stunt Challenge Quiz

Best Known For: Being known as the 'Hamster' to fans and to co-presenters Jeremy Clarkson and James May.

Upcoming projects: Richard Hammond's Engineering Connections (Series 2), Total Wipeout Series 2.

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izthrower — Wed, 01 Sep 2010 11:28:54 CDT

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		"Listen to that noise! It's like Barry White eating wasps."

		"It's exciting in the same way as being shot at is exciting."

		"I'm not going to be beaten by some pre-pubescent teenagers in camouflaged trousers."

		"It does still look a bit like the inside of Jacques Cousteau's wetsuit in here."

		"Captain Slow is up there in his washing machine. I will not be beaten by a washing machine."

		"You also get a funny little noise from the wastegate when you take your foot off the accelerator. It sounds like squirrels are being pushed into the engine. That's what this is, it's a squirrel mincer!"

		"From the wheel of a Veyron, France is the size of a small coconut. I cannot tell you how fast I crossed it the other day. Because you simply wouldn't believe me."

		"Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase, but this is like smearing honey onto Keira Knightley."

		"The people working on this year's Hyundai stand (at the birmingham motor show) had eaten a dog and the designer of the Hyundai XG must have eaten a Spaniel for his lunch!"

		It has never rained ever theres no life not even on a microbial level, Richard Hammond was the smallest living thing for miles around.

Emerald_18 — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 02:23:02 CDT

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Emerald_18 — Sun, 18 Jul 2010 02:21:01 CDT

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Date: 23/12/2007
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Top Gear nickname: David Tennant/ Tenninch

Date of birth:18 April 1971

Celebrity's birth place: Bathgate, West Lothian

Height: 6.1

Celebrity's family: Brother Blair, Sister, Karen. His mother, Helen McDonald, died on 15 July 2007 of cancer :( His father, Sandy McDonald

Education: Ralston Primary and Paisley Grammer School

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ABCNation — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 12:31:31 CST

Top Gear appearance(s):
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Date: 11/11/2007

Car driven: Both - 1:47 in the Suzuki

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JEREMY CLARKSON QUOTES | JAMES MAY QUOTES | THE STIG QUOTES

		"You would look such a spanner in that! Yes you would! Because you'd be sticking up above, up with your big floppy hair like a spaniel. Never, ever, ever, ever buy a car which you are taller than, when you’re sitting in it, than it is long. You'll look like Noddy with bad hair!"

		"I'm jiggling like a bugger!"

		"This is just the happiest car in the world! I shall call it Oliver! Not that we'd ever name a car on Top Gear. I wish I hadn't said that."

		"Right now, at this very moment, the computers tell us The Stig is having a wee in the car. And I'm next..."

		"I don't want to die in tights!"

		"Oliver!!!"

		"I'll guarantee that nothing exciting, vibrant, new, creative, hopeful, or beneficial in any way to humanity has been done, thought of, or driven to in that drab, dreary, entirely beige, woefully aweful pile of misery."

		"I am disturbed by what I'm seeing!"

		"Quite scared. Quite scared. Quite really scared."

		"Did you remember what the man said, Jeremy? Break down and you will... what is it? Have a nice time? No. Die."

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