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Jeremy ("Jezza") Clarkson | Richard ("Hamster") Hammond | James ("Captain Slow") May | The Stig

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Real name: Unknown

Nicknames: Stig, Stiggy, CuddlesCuddles, dick weed

Date of birth: 3 January 1969

The Stig's birth place: Hürth Hermülheim,pluto

Eye color: UNKNOWN:none

Height::1 inch

The Stig's family: We know The Stig has an American cousin ("Big Stig"), an African cousin, and a cousin who drives a lorry. We also know that Bonowas his mother, and his father.
oh and of course Vegetarian Stig!

The Stig's native tongue: Morsemarsian code

The Stig's bio: The original Stig ("Black Stig") was killed when he rocketed a Jaguar XJ-S off the deck of the aircraft carrier HMS Invincible. He was replaced in short order by the new, white-clad Stig.

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WHO IS THE STIG?

			Death of the Black Stig

THE STIG'S PERSONALITY

Some say The Stig is scared of bells, terrifed of ducks, and confused by stairs...

Some say The Stig once punched a horse to the ground, and all his potted plants are called Steve...

Some say one of the The Stig's legs gets longer when he sees a pretty lady...

STIG TRIVIA

Some say The Stig sleeps upside-down like a bat, and his teeth glow in the dark...

Some say The Stig's tears are adhesive, and his sweat can be used to clean precious metals...

Some say The Stig never blinks, and one of his eyeballs is a teste.

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THE STIG QUOTES

All translated from Morse code:

ME SMELL CATS.

I LIKE MR. SULU.

THAT PORK TASTED FUNNY.

I LOVE CHEESE.

I VOTED ROSS PEROT.

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