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Real name: Unknown
Nicknames: Stig, Stiggy, Cuddles, dick weed
Date of birth: 3 January 1969
The Stig's birth place: pluto
Eye color:none
Height:1 inch
The Stig's family: We know The Stig has an American cousin ("Big Stig"), an African cousin, and a cousin who drives a lorry. We also know that Bonowas his mother, and his father.
oh and of course Vegetarian Stig!
The Stig's native tongue: marsian
The Stig's bio: The original Stig ("Black Stig") was killed when he rocketed a Jaguar XJ-S off the deck of the aircraft carrier HMS Invincible. He was replaced in short order by the new, white-clad Stig.

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WHO IS THE STIG?

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THE STIG'S PERSONALITY

  • Some say The Stig is scared of bells, terrifed of ducks, and confused by stairs...
  • Some say The Stig once punched a horse to the ground, and all his potted plants are called Steve...
  • Some say one of the The Stig's legs gets longer when he sees a pretty lady...

STIG TRIVIA

  • Some say The Stig sleeps upside-down like a bat, and his teeth glow in the dark...
  • Some say The Stig's tears are adhesive, and his sweat can be used to clean precious metals...
  • Some say The Stig never blinks, and one of his eyeballs is a teste.

THE STIG QUOTES

All translated from Morse code:

  • ME SMELL CATS.
  • I LIKE MR. SULU.
  • THAT PORK TASTED FUNNY.
  • I LOVE CHEESE.
  • I VOTED ROSS PEROT.
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some say he drove hummer on moon. some say he crossed English channel with Aquada all we know that he's called the Stig.
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