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The Stig"You would look such a spanner in that! Yes you would! Because you'd be sticking up above, up with your big floppy hair like a spaniel. Never, ever, ever, ever buy a car which you are taller than, when you’re sitting in it, than it is long. You'll look like Noddy with bad hair!"




The Stig"I'm jiggling like a bugger!"




The Stig"This is just the happiest car in the world! I shall call it Oliver! Not that we'd ever name a car on Top Gear. I wish I hadn't said that."




The Stig"Right now, at this very moment, the computers tell us The Stig is having a wee in the car. And I'm next..."




The Stig"I don't want to die in tights!"




The Stig"Oliver!!!"




The Stig"I'll guarantee that nothing exciting, vibrant, new, creative, hopeful, or beneficial in any way to humanity has been done, thought of, or driven to in that drab, dreary, entirely beige, woefully aweful pile of misery."




The Stig"I am disturbed by what I'm seeing!"




The Stig"Quite scared. Quite scared. Quite really scared."




The Stig"Did you remember what the man said, Jeremy? Break down and you will... what is it? Have a nice time? No. Die."






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