|  | "Listen to that noise! It's like Barry White eating wasps." |
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| | "It's exciting in the same way as being shot at is exciting." |
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| | "I'm not going to be beaten by some pre-pubescent teenagers in camouflaged trousers." |
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| | "It does still look a bit like the inside of Jacques Cousteau's wetsuit in here." |
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| | "Captain Slow is up there in his washing machine. I will not be beaten by a washing machine." |
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| | "You also get a funny little noise from the wastegate when you take your foot off the accelerator. It sounds like squirrels are being pushed into the engine. That's what this is, it's a squirrel mincer!" |
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| | "From the wheel of a Veyron, France is the size of a small coconut. I cannot tell you how fast I crossed it the other day. Because you simply wouldn't believe me." |
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| | "Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase, but this is like smearing honey onto Keira Knightley." |
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| | "The people working on this year's Hyundai stand (at the birmingham motor show) had eaten a dog and the designer of the Hyundai XG must have eaten a Spaniel for his lunch!" |
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