Jeremy Clarkson quotes

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"I've been killed, I've definitely been killed."

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		"Listen to that noise! It's like Barry White eating wasps."

		"It's exciting in the same way as being shot at is exciting."

		"I'm not going to be beaten by some pre-pubescent teenagers in camouflaged trousers."

		"It does still look a bit like the inside of Jacques Cousteau's wetsuit in here."

		"Captain Slow is up there in his washing machine. I will not be beaten by a washing machine."

		"You also get a funny little noise from the wastegate when you take your foot off the accelerator. It sounds like squirrels are being pushed into the engine. That's what this is, it's a squirrel mincer!"

		"From the wheel of a Veyron, France is the size of a small coconut. I cannot tell you how fast I crossed it the other day. Because you simply wouldn't believe me."

		"Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase, but this is like smearing honey onto Keira Knightley."

		"The people working on this year's Hyundai stand (at the birmingham motor show) had eaten a dog and the designer of the Hyundai XG must have eaten a Spaniel for his lunch!"

		It has never rained ever theres no life not even on a microbial level, Richard Hammond was the smallest living thing for miles around.

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GrahameCuthbert	Wait, wait, WAIT,!!!!!!!!!!!!	0	May 20 2010, 8:06 AM EDT by GrahameCuthbert
	Thread started: May 20 2010, 8:06 AM EDT Watch "If we were to put a V8 in it" Do you find this valuable? Keyword tags: Jeremy Clarkson Presenters Quotes Post reply
rubix64	Wrong Presenter	0	Mar 4 2010, 3:41 AM EST by rubix64
	Thread started: Mar 4 2010, 3:41 AM EST Watch im pretty sure that the quotes: "I'm not going to be beaten by some pre-pubescent teenagers in camouflaged trousers." and "It does still look a bit like the inside of Jacques Cousteau's wetsuit in here." are said by James May, im not 100% sure so i didn't edit the page till i was. Do you find this valuable? Keyword tags: Jeremy Clarkson Presenters Quotes Post reply

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