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The Stig"Listen to that noise! It's like Barry White eating wasps."




The Stig"It's exciting in the same way as being shot at is exciting."




The Stig"I'm not going to be beaten by some pre-pubescent teenagers in camouflaged trousers."




The Stig"It does still look a bit like the inside of Jacques Cousteau's wetsuit in here."




The Stig"Captain Slow is up there in his washing machine. I will not be beaten by a washing machine."




The Stig"You also get a funny little noise from the wastegate when you take your foot off the accelerator. It sounds like squirrels are being pushed into the engine. That's what this is, it's a squirrel mincer!"




The Stig"From the wheel of a Veyron, France is the size of a small coconut. I cannot tell you how fast I crossed it the other day. Because you simply wouldn't believe me."




The Stig"Driving most supercars is like trying to manhandle a cow up a back staircase, but this is like smearing honey onto Keira Knightley."




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GrahameCuthbert Wait, wait, WAIT,!!!!!!!!!!!! 0 May 20 2010, 8:06 AM EDT by GrahameCuthbert
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"If we were to put a V8 in it"
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rubix64 Wrong Presenter 0 Mar 4 2010, 3:41 AM EST by rubix64
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im pretty sure that the quotes:
"I'm not going to be beaten by some pre-pubescent teenagers in camouflaged trousers."
and "It does still look a bit like the inside of Jacques Cousteau's wetsuit in here." are said by James May, im not 100% sure so i didn't edit the page till i was.
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